Re-Cauliflower Pizza

I always try to avoid the impulse to write back to you, because I know you get a lot of both really smart people and a few crazies writing to you. But I'm almost always tempted to write back. (I grew up in the New York area during the '70s, and did college radio, so almost everything you write resonates with me.)

But my wife has been allergic to gluten for about 10 years so we always eat cauliflower pizza. We never liked Caulipower.

But we love Milton's Meat Lovers pizza. It's our favorite, but sometimes Costco has it and sometimes they don't, so we only get it when Costco has it. (When they don't have it, we buy the Costco version with pepperoni.)

I don't have to eat GF but that Milton's pizza is as good as any other frozen pizza, for me.

All the best,
Chris Hall
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hi bob, this is the best cauliflower pizza ive ever had, made in USA so far only available via costco CANADA (??) it hits the sauce/cheese/crust trifecta perfectly and take additional toppings like a champ. annoying that we can't get it here in the states. 

Sabatasso's: https://shorturl.at/bV8dz

after multiple times eating it, it has an overall flavor that might suggest 'schwans' home delivery contract manufacturing, but i cannot verify. 

source: me working multiple pizza jobs as a starving seattle musician in the 90's and latent pizza snob in later years. 

-Nial McGaughey
hovercraft amps
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I changed my diet drastically over the last 1 ? years and became familiar with Milton's Roasted Vegetable Pizza at Costco.  I "doctor" it up with Italian chicken sausage (cook it first!), sliced banana peppers (remove the seeds), sundried tomatoes and low-fat turkey pepperoni...once cooked I add fresh basil...its SPECTACULAR!

My Italian mother is rolling in her grave knowing that I eat Cauliflower crust pizza as well as gluten free pasta made with chick peas!

Steve Gerardi
Indianapolis
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Spence & Co is the best supermarket nova and I've tried em all, it's sliced thin and oily the way it should be all the others are trash, Cauliflower pizza is actually addictive and I highly recommend getting it fresh as it is a whole other beast from freezer, I don't like freezer Cauliflower it's too cardboard like but fresh it is like an umami cracker, Blaze Pizza has a good one 

Stay Healthy 
Gregg Simon
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Two more to add to your potential list (and I know you have written posts about both stores in the somewhat recent past):

Kirkland (Costco)

365 (Whole Foods)

Both are excellent.

As far as taste issues go, my solution (which will not work for everyone) is to add generous streams of Frank's Red Hot sauce, right as it comes out of the oven.

If you chat with your nutritionist about it, she or he will tell you to read the ingredients labels carefully.  For those who are trying to limit cholesterol, the 365 option is certainly healthier.  It is also gluten free, and while cauliflower is naturally free of gluten, it is not true that all cauliflower pizza crusts are in fact gluten free.

jimeddy
Ann Arbor, MI
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I buy the cauliflower crust and make my own pizza. Rao's sauce. The key is the sauce :) 

Jake Gold
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Go to Trader Joes and just get their cauli crust. Then you can top it with whatever you want and make sure that what you put on it is delicious. It's much better than whatever you'll get out of a box. Making a good tomato sauce that is worlds better than anything from a jar is pretty quick and easy, or some Rao's will do the trick too, and general better and healthier than anything you'll find in a box. Plus then you can experiment with different flavors like BBQ chicken, Buffalo chicken, or grab some masala simmer sauce while at TJs and do a curry version. The opportunities are endless. 

Cheers.

Lauren Hennessy
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Heck yeah for cauliflower pizza! Aldis has a great one in their refrigerated section. Take it home and 10 minutes it's done. Cooked and ready to eat in 12! 

Lynn Polke
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The ones at Costco are the best I've found.  Have fun!

-Vadim
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Bob:  I try to avoid rice but it's a necessary evil for Indian, Mexican, and Asian comfort food -- so I use Parish Rice from Louisiana (https://parishrice.com/).  Low glycemic index (41 versus 70), and 50% more protein (5g protein per serving isn't much but it's something).  They sell it on Amazon in 2 and 5 lb. bags, but you can buy it direct from Parish in a 25 lb. bag with free shipping at $2 per pound.
 
Best,

Lee Huddleston
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We like Caulipower but we bought a Milton's a while ago and it's pretty good, better than Caulipower, but the first thing we noticed was that the picture has tons of toppings but the pizza itself had hardly any! I sent a message to the company and they sent us a bunch of coupons for free pizzas (!) and a big box of cauliflower crackers, various flavors. (Crackers not so good! )

Philip Rizzo
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Cauliflower pizza from Trader Joe's is the best on the market- I've tried them all. 

-Kyrié von Erffa
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We love Milton's Cauliflower Pizza. Everyone in the family enjoys it, but especially my wife, who eats no carbs or sugar. And we buy it at Costco, where it's $16 for two pies!

Mark Pokedoff, Warrington Pa.
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For my cardboard pizza I always  cut up an onion and put it on top. Adds a ton of flavor!

Tom Hedtke
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I was reading this thinking Caulipower meh. Then you told us you discovered Milton's. IMO there is no better gluten free pizza out there. Maybe even the best frozen pizza period. Overcook it a bit so the crust is crispy.

We always have a two-pack of the veg one from Costco in the freezer ($13.99!!!). Add turkey pepperoni and grilled artichokes, and after it's cooked, a few sprinkles of parmesan. Perfect when no one feels like cooking or leaving the house!

I'll check out the lox! Thanks for that tip!

Ellie Shapiro
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I've tried a bunch of these, Bob. Here's my favorite. It's really good.

Open Nature: https://shorturl.at/1Njgg

T. G. LaFredo
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Milton's best frozen pizza available
Clean ingredients, good taste, scratches the itch
I keep it stocked
https://www.facebook.com/flavcity/videos/562115204690103/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Brett Taylor
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We've been eating Milton's cauliflower pizza for years, Costco carries it. We usually add the Kirkland artichoke hearts, extra parmigiana and for protein the Citterio prosciutto that Costco carries. A few items that you can pick up at the grocery store enhance the experience.

Wendy Morris
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We've been eating cauliflower pizza weekly lately, and, to be honest, I can't really tell the difference between the different brands, but my  wife adds mushrooms, olives, cheese and truffle oil to complement the basic pie.  We added pico de gallo once to good effect.  I kid myself that it's better for me than regular pizza, since I'm glucose intolerant, so it will be interesting to see what your doctor says about their nutritional value.

Stephen Hutchinson
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miltons just needs some extra love… personally I add frozen chopped spinach, nitrate free Applegate turkey pepperoni, some extra grated Parm and onions to the veggie pizza. For frozen pizza so good. Try it… 

Craig Snider
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I'm getting the vibe that you aren't a cook, but I can tell you that it's not too hard to make an absolutely delicious cauliflower crust pizza from scratch. Far easier than making flour pizza dough.

The Western Slope City Markets do alright— they aren't Gelson's or Erewhon's or even Wegman's but they're not terrible.

Beth Hardy McLennan
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Given your food habits (I can't believe you don't eat more during winter, skiing burns up a lot of calories) I would say don't scrimp on what you buy. Pay for the best. When it comes to smoked salmon/lox, the best I've ever had is from Petrossian in NYC. It's expensive at $150 for a pound and a half but if it's a primary source of protein...you can't feel guilty. Gorgeous.

As the late great comic Mitch Hedberg once observed: Rice is really great if you are super hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something. Thanks anyway. I get burritos without the rice, filler indeed.

Cauliflower pizza? I don't eat cardboard, I'm fussy and want as close to Italian pizza as you can get in the US which only measures up to about a 5 on the Italian pizza scale. I'm not worried about health aspects as the Italians have enough blue zones to indicate that they are not dying prematurely en masse from a poor diet. The quality of their food is phenomenal. You want to avoid one thing? Processed food. That's the number one killer. Eat, be happy, unless of course you aren't a foodie.

John Brodey
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Costco offers a Kirkland cauliflower pizza that's very good.

Cheers,

Eric Albino
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Milton's is the best frozen cauliflower pizza I've tried. Their bread and crackers are good too if you are OK with a few carbs now and then. Trader Joe's cauliflower pizza isn't bad either. I'll have to give the Caulipower a try if they have it at my local Albertsons.

Take care,

Brett Patrick
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Aldi smoked salmon was my go-to for a few years (and the price was right) but lately, I've been buying salmon filets (at Aldi) and making gravlax and it's even better — and less expensive — than the other stuff.

You said you don't cook so I'm not giving you the recipe but if you're ever interested, hit me up. It's pretty easy and really nice, especially for Sunday brunch on a bialy.

Richard Pachter
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And I have the urge to tell you…after learning I had a liver problem I started making changes to my diet. I ordered a gluten free pizza from Pizza Pie Eatery in Tarzana. it's a cauliflower crust too. I have grown to prefer it!! Now, the crust is much thinner, more like a flat bread then your normal pizza dough crust. It also has a slight stickiness when you chew it but I have to tell you, it's pretty delicious! This pizza place also has a superior marinara in my opinion. It has a spicy little kick to it where many can be uber bland. Anyway, highly recommend you try it if you ever find yourself in the west valley. The only bummer is you can only get a medium one. No large!

My other new favorite is Mary's Crackers, the everything flavor. They're gluten free. Try them with some hummus. Really good.

Normally not a fan of gluten free stuff so I'm always on the lookout for standouts.

Cheers,

Anita Zaccaro
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A truly awesome pizza crust is chick peas. The texture is awesome and it gets crispy when baked. I would love to make my own but if you just buy chick pea crusts you can pile on your own favorite stuff and it tastes fresher, at least for home made.

Robert Falgiano
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A truly awesome pizza crust is chick peas. The texture is awesome and it Hi Bob! Long time listener first time caller ??

Can't say I expected a gluten free pizza review in the Lefsetz Letter but would love to send mine your way to try!

https://www.eatbanza.com/products/four-cheese

The crust is made from chickpeas, a good source of protein and fiber. 

No pressure either way. Appreciate your writing, frequently gives me a good laugh.


Brian Rudolph
Banza
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A truly awesome pizza crust is chick peas. The texture is awesome and it Now you're getting into something that's really important Bob! Politics and Muso biz wisdom aside, this is serious talk. I'm a foodie and a cook around the house and also trying to eat more healthy as I became a senior. 

The wheat our grandparents used to eat is not the GMO wheat the FDA is cramming down our throats during the last half century. I am not allergic to gluten in wheat but it does give me acid reflux, fatigue, gas, and a bad breath from the sugar content inside gluten. I just feel better when I eat gluten-free products.

Califlower crust pizza dough is one of those so this has become a passion for me as a cook.

Yes good old New York thin crust pizza tastes the best because of the upstate water and maybe even the non-GMO Italian grade AA flour some pizzerias import. The gluten makes that delicious cracker crust that holds together so well and is crunchy on the palette. This is the standard of perfect pizza pie. When I'm in NYC every year I eat this gluten-laden delight because it is so perfect.

But every other pizza made west of the Mississippi sucks in my opinion. (the exception is Mozza on Melrose who imported all their ingredients including the NYC water}

So I started making califlower crust pizza out here in CA. 
I make them for our band rehearsals and the band loves the way I prepare them. They are no longer skeptics and always ask when I schedule a rehearsal, "are you going to make that great pizza again?!" So I know it's working.

I use a premade frozen cauliflower crust pizza shell made by a company called Oggi that's just perfect. Just the right blend of cauliflower, rice, amaranth, and potato flours. The trick is to pre-bake the shell to dry out the crust a little. Gluten free dough is a different consistency as you have stated here in your letter. It has to be baked a little longer to get that slightly burnt, crunchy crust. 

Then remove the pre baked crust from the oven and slather it with your favorite pizza sauce, pasta sauce/paste, or pesto and assemble your favorite toppings. I've even steered away (pun intended) from using cow cheese these days and using Spanish sheep Manchengo cheese as I am cow milk intolerant. It melts great and everyone seems to love it. 
But if done correctly, gluten-free crust pizza can still be a delicious comfort food that rivals NYC-style pie. 

Kenny Lee Lewis 
Steve Miller Band
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A truly awesome pizza crust is chick peas. The texture is awesome and it For whatever reason, every time I read the word "caulipower", I laughed.

especially now that I realize you had to correct autocorrect each time. 

XO
Jimmy Kimmel


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