Friday 27 October 2017

Re-Robert Plant On Howard Stern

Howard's usually stellar research team messed up. He was not well prepared. He didn't know the Led Zep back story. It was not Mick and Keith two kids meeting at a train station. It was a seasoned studio pro scouting for a green front man. Howard didn't know the blues antecedents to so many Led Zep songs ....so came off sycophantic especially quoting copped stuff as original....

Michael Fremer

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Impenetrable yes. Incredibly charming through. I learned more than you did I guess because I liked it!

Michael McCarty

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Yes, it was a frustrating interview. We wanted him to take us back; to regale us.

But, Plant won. The new songs Howard eventually sampled sounded damn good. I investigated and the album is surprisingly strong.

And, I bet he comes back to do the show again.

Mat Orefic

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As a longtime HS listener, this interview couldn't have been more disappointing. Howard sounded amateur, unprepared, and only relied on being a Led Zeppelin superfan. Had he done some real homework - as opposed to only reading research notes from Will and Jason - he would've gotten much more. Listen to Robert's SXM townhall style interview with DJ Bill Flanagan - Plant is far more interesting, informative and engaged than he was with SiriusXM's $500M man.

http://blog.siriusxm.com/robert-plant-tells-bill-flanagan-that-he-considered-becoming-a-teacher-post-zeppelin/

George Roskos

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Didn't hear it that way. It wasn't a hologram at all. By refusing to play in Howard's sand box, he revealed exactly who he was.

The story of Terry Reed suggesting him as a singer to Jimmy, the first meeting with Jimmy where they had identical record collections, the love of Joan, how Bonham introduced himself, him admitting to struggling to record some of the vocals in Zep records, what his tears were at the kennedy center, all solid gold stories.

But the biggest thing he left me with was something like "if you are only thinking about money, you will never be successful," how he followed his muse through most everything he's done, and continues to do so. The no shenanigans thing you mention is it's own statement. He never went negative on anyone in the interview, which indicates that he doesn't in his real life. It is very clear that he doesn't pay attention to or participate in bullshit. This keeps your muse pure.

He left me with a lot out of that interview. I felt like I knew him.

Kim Bullard

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...still rambling on and showing that if he's not screaming at the top of his lungs, then he isn't really making any music that's very interesting! Rock Star? how about "Also Ran"...

Tom Principato

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He didn't trust Howard and trust is everything. It really boiled down to that.

Justin Bartek

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i have read your writings for several years, decades - whatever. your blog (is that what it's called) has a voice and place.

this business did have a moment before they fucked it all up thinking and believing you can simply manufacture anything close to another Plant or Zep. yet they tried. he's the summit on the mountain is he not? the man who fronted, creatively there as well, Zepplin. he made that gig look easy. he's the king of being the king and actually has, wears and shows off those chops on the biggest radio show around. nothing new to Plant other than the tu
re and the people. he does what he wants and can care less about all this noisy bullshit. he's used to brilliant noise, he stood along the Page cranked up 100 watt Marshall's for years. Plant knows creativity in others as well...

even Howard, who i love, seemed lost. Plant worked him as if he were just another radio guy.
it's Robert Plant Folks! everything he has done is "all about the music." it appears perhaps some of us have forgotten its all about the music, past and present, but for Robert Plant there is only the musical now. he has a hunger to create. songs, sounds, and the great bands he puts together to perform along with -

great one Bob!

cheers!

frankie s

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I met Robert a few years back at legendary British DJ Bob Harris' 60th birthday party with 100 people in Cambridge in a tiny social hall. Not only did he mingle and freely converse but got onstage with the band including Whitesnake's Bernie Marsden and sang three Northern soul hits. His version of Robert Parker's "Barefootin'" was spot on he was very friendly and stayed about 3 hours. No airs whatsoever. A great memory.

Larry LeBlanc

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Bob....I've listened to that interview at least three times now and could do it three more times. Howard had to push, but he got the reluctant Plant (what a great rock name) to open up, as Howard does so we'll.

No, Robert wasn't ready for Stern. And that's wonderful.

And as I recall, someone I read often was on the wrap-up show!

Dan Kelley
Handcrafted Radio
Lansing, MI

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Maybe he just thought that Howard Stern was a vulgar, self-aggrandizing idiot, but that he'd get through the interview chore because it might be helpful to business.

Curtis Roberts

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I love Plant as much as anyone. He changed my life. And continues to be a great envelope pusher. But I also call bullshit on not doing a series of Zep shows like Cream did.

At this late in the game classic rockers can't rest on the laurels of being "an artist focusing on the now". That is utter nonsense. I know his new band is great and the Krauss record was a game changer. But still - he's a classic rocker and his best years are behind him. Think of it this way - when he tours with the Sensational Space Shifters do you think the audience is there for the new material? Come on. That's insane. They are there for the 7 Zep songs he trots out every night. So let me get this straight - he will play those 7 to 8 songs with that band on a 50 date tour every night but not play 20 songs for 8 shows with the original band? That doesn't make any sense.

The amount of happiness it would bring to fans who never saw them outweighs the effort it would take to do what...6 shows? 8? Let's face it, his life would be no different after and tens of thousands of people would be changed forever. If he doesn't need the money - great - give it to charity.

U2 sucked it up and toured the Joshua Tree, he can suck it up and do 6-8 shows in NY and London. He will be just fine. I think it's selfish.

-zach leary sent from under his blanket

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Was f&&^%ing so disappointing!
Not even the great Stern could open him up or loosen him up.
May as well have not even been there.
Could have been so great but was a complete dud. His PR people should have briefed him that he'd have 20 million listeners in rapt attention if he just went with it. I don't even want to listen to his new stuff even though the song they played was pretty damned cool, because I'm so disappointed by that lame interview. He dodged everything, was noticeably irked by the whole thing. Just could have been so wonderful to finally get him to open up in a long form setting.
We learned nothing that we didn't already know, except he was tearing up at the Kennedy Center Honors thinking about Bonzo.

Oh well. He'll never be back.

Dan Millen

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Good to hear. As for "Zep" not having an opening band, I guess that was once they got REALLY big: when I saw them at the Rose Palace in '69 Brian Augur and the Trinity (with Julie Driscoll) opened and the Elvin Bishop Group was second on the bill. Page played with a violin bow and Bonham played a drum solo with his hands, a la bongos. Plant introduced "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" as a song first heard by Joan Baez, and dropped a huge compliment on Baez. He backed off of the big high note ("I CAN HEAR YOU CALLIN' ME BACK HO-OME"), which was a bit disappointing.

I guess things have changed a bit. It would be nice to think one of the things that didn't change was Robert Plant. So, again, good to hear.

Berton Averre

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Right on.

Plant is is living in the NOW, and always about moving forward, and musical progression.

Great summary.

Josh Saunders

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A mate of mine did PR for Robert here in the UK, and one time during the Raising Sand LP with Alison Krauss, my friend was trying to get him to do TV and radio to promote the LP. RP was not really keen and one one day turned round and said.

"Stuart, I really don't care about all this stuff, I'm really rich.."

Sean Tracey

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Fucking fantastic piece on Planty...I know more from this than I did before about him...and yeah, Howard is the king of radio, but it was refreshing for someone to stand their ground and attempt to keep the focus on the here-and-now (I missed the Henley appearance), even if Howard was fan-boying (who wouldn't) and trying to coax a perhaps never heard history nugget from Plant...would have been a coup, but he was out-dueled by the reclusive rock star :-)
Todd A. Miller
President, CEO/Program Director
Listen UP! Talk Radio

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Robert still has something damn near everyone else has sold: Class.

Slowhandkev

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I met Plant one day in 1989 when I was working at Tower Records on Sunset. He was friendly. In fact, exceedingly so. As if he was working really hard to be just one of us music fans. It didn't really matter tho, because we were so blown away. I met the biggest of the big working there from 87 to 90, from Prince, Bowie, Elton, and MJ to Ella Fitzgerald, Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson, Ringo and more…but Plant hit us in the sweet spot. We gave him a pass when slipped up trying to impress us with his knowledge of Mitch Easter (right after the quote that he said he would be glad to mow his lawn) and accidentally said how much he loves Mitch Ryder. He talked to us for about an hour, gave us autographs and split. One of my favorite encounters working at Tower.

That said, what a boring interview. If he doesn't feel like he wants to talk about "Zep" or reveal anything, then he should've stayed home. Also, what was up with that weird lisp or speech impediment? Dentures? Did he have oral surgery? Did I miss him mentioning it? I couldn't find anything on the internet either. I know everyone heard it…you did, didn't you, Bob? Anyway, Plant is one of the last giants, I wish he came to play. It was one of the most boring guest appearances of the past 5 years..it's sad when even Madonna's interview was a thousand times better.

Gary Helsinger

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Howard's gonna need months of therapy just on how poorly his Plant interview went. Clearly no one told Plant who he was and what to expect, and Howard oddly didn't read the cues and start with new album stuff, which was all Plant was there for.

Sean Salo

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Plant was and is one of the most unredeemed type of rock stars. Who cares about Robert Plant? Seriously?

Brad Durham

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If you hurry
you might find some plant pubes
still on the toliet seat

Kyke Bonson

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That interview was terrible on so many levels, in good part because Stern dropped the ball as an interviewer.

Plant talked about recording with Alison Krauss….but he didn't just do that….he married Patty Griffin and spent years hanging out at alt-rock fests, like Hardly Strictly Bluegrass in San Francisco and playing with some of the country's best musicians in that genre. How could Howard pass on asking about that a marriage? The old Howard would have known and asked. Maybe if Howard has asked knowledgeable questions, he would have gotten better answers.

Then, there's the guy Howard's had on who has the website showing that Zep stole so much of their music. Sure would have liked to have heard a bit of that dispute. When Howard had that guy on, he was sure much of the music was copped. The evidence was strong. But no pressing Plant on that.

There are no boring interviews, just boring interviewers and that one was a flop. Sounded like Farley fawning over Paul McCartney on SNL.

Brad Kava

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The best part of the Robert Plant interview is that we got 15 year old Howard, rather than the master interviewer that kid grew up to be.

I'm not generally keen on when Howard goes all doting fanboy, but for whatever reason, this was utterly charming. Plant seemed to get it about halfway through and loosened up, but that 15 year kid kept butting in.

It may not have been Stern's best interview, but for us long time Stern súper fans, it was hysterical.

Lois Aronow

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After reading your review, I listened to the show, and feel like we heard two different programs. I thought Plant was funny, talkative, and a good sport putting up with Stern's dumb comments and questions.

He'd barely get a sentence out and Stern would jump in with some comment out of left field.

My first time hearing Stern. Not sure there'll be a second.

Thanks!

-Peter Williams

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Thank you for writing truth

Steven Machat

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Disagree. I saw insight to Robert Plant that was new. And I've never heard Howard in such awe. It was a spectacular interview.

Lizzz Kritzer

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This was one of those interviews that I sat parked in my car on 51st,for 30 min after I got to work.
Howard fawns,of course,but I loved Robert in the interview.
Clearly puzzled and semi-amused.

Steve Martin
APA

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Howard got schooled on this interview. It was borderline embarrassing. Howard is the best interviewer, for sure, but in this case he allowed Plant to get the best of him, out of pure respect….I guess….

Also - this for the first time - got me to question Howard's consistent music interview approach - it's getting old….."You remember this song….etc…" - the formula is too predictable.

Billy Corgan was a great interview the day before, no one is mentioning that.

Chris Friday
Tour Manager
Mike Gordon of Phish

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Thanks Bob for being honest!!! I also thought it was a terrible interview. Plant was obviously very annoyed with Howard's line of questioning right from the beginning. Plant calling him Dad and where did you get this guy from were clear signs how clueless he is of Howard's ability to make him seem human and relatable in a way that a Zep fan might actually go out and purchase his new record….Not Howard's fault

Nick DeStefano

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Sounds like he's just a proper Brit.

Becka Boss

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i'm so glad you wrote about this interview.

i've been listening to howard all these years, and this was the worst interview he ever conducted.

howard never realized it wasn't going well. he kept hitting brick walls and then hit them again. definition of insanity, etc.

well, even babe ruth struck out a few times....

tom sturges

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R. Plant is above praying at the church of a shock-jock. Next week he wont remember which archetype schtick Howard, Herman or Harold he was interviewed by.. .
He showed his real-deal values when he eschewed turning Led Z. into a hyper managed money success after Bonham died.
Thank God he has enough wealth to skip the media maelstrom that the fakes need.
best, Dale Flanigan / Cleveland OH

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"When gods walked the earth"...or so they appeared to us at the time-

Young Hutchison

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Sounds like Robert bested Stern by just not caring and not rising to Stern's shenanigans. Stern can be pedantic and quite unknowledgeable of his interviewee at times.
And nothing more boring or stupid than asking about the band re-union – when anybody who knows anything has long understood, since the O2 show, that is not ever a possibility.

Peter Moon

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Thanks Bob,
I needed to hear your take on that. I love it when you are on the Wrap-Up show by the way. It's so funny hearing your academic, deep, insightful takes on the characters in the absurd Stern Universe.
That was one of the most uncomfortable interviews I have ever heard. I kept wanting to pause it and take a break. When I went back and listened a second time, I saw I had over-reacted somewhat. At times he sounded more playful than defiant.
And yet in the end rather than liking him less for not playing along with my King's interview formula like he was supposed to, it only deepened the majesty, magic and reverence I feel for Plant and Zep. He's exactly the mystical, amazing, soulful, larger than life legend I always hoped he would be.
They don't fucking make them like that anymore.
Nathan Taylor

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I'm 63 and I wish I never would of heard Howard's disappointing interview! It wasn't Howard's problem it was Robert Plant! I have listened to his music these days and the boredom of growing old. The music sounds bland! The King has died but oh was he a God in his time.

Wayne Landry

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I recently saw a Robert Plant interview, conducted at his home, by a women. He was pretty much as you describe him. Polite. Witty when he wanted to be. The interviewer was someone he'd known for a long time, I believe. But she didn't pierce the bubble.

Cheers - Tom Quinn

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@EABowers: @Lefsetz , thanks for the GREAT piece in my email just now about Robert Plant on @HowardStern @sternshow . My exact sentiments.

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I agree with Plant..Why whore yourself out with a lousy cash grab? He's got INTEGRITY! Who has THAT anymore?
I DIG BOTH of his new bands..(Band 0' Joy, and Shape Shifters)..He's experimenting..Breaking new ground..It doesn't always work, but it's inspired and unique..He plays smallish venues, just to be able to follow his muse..When he does do a Zep song, it's a total reworking..
I find his approach to creativity VERY refreshing, and will support his various endeavors..Kudos to you, Robert!

James Spencer

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Bob - you nailed it. Stern thinks he got a lot but Plant bested him. I worked with Plant on his Raising Sand and Band of Joy albums. On both occasions he played the press like a master conductor - pulled the room to where he wanted to go. Made them feel good, but basically gave nothing away. On the second occasion, he hung back after they left and invited me and the head of Publicity to share some of the wine that had been laid out. The three of us sat around for two hours and discussed our favourite music. We never mentioned Zeppelin, just shot the shit about tunes like music nerds do. Wonderful guy. And not at all interested in talking about "Robert Plant".

Iain Taylor

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Spot on Bob..... as u have shared Bobby D's lyric/line before..... 'He who is not busy being born, is busy dying!'
The consistency and class of Robert Plant is not lost on us who expect rebellion!
Thank you.
Leon Rutkowski
Marblehead, MA

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And the music's still GOOD. Not Zepp good. But good.

Justin Richmond

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Wow. I'm 2/3's of the way through (need get some sleep) and I didn't get most of what you got at all. Yes, it's gotta be tough having a conversation with Stern, who is a dominating, impulsive conversationalist. But I liked Howard's perspective. He's a true fan, and a huge fan. As a Zep fan (e.g. yes, they are the greatest band in the world), there are levels of devotion (sorry, with all bands/artists). Stern is right up there. Stern. Right now, the world's most successful talk radio host. A rather successful bloke himself. I thought he pulled a lot of interesting things out of Robert – long ago filed memories and feelings and reactions. And quite frankly, how lovely a man he is. Yeah, Robert sounded a little irritated here and there, but he was entirely gracious and he probably had no idea that the interview would be so Zep-centric. So all in all…I love this interview. And I'm grateful to Stern for it. (And, of course, grateful that those four boys got together to make music.) Favourite line thus far? To paraphrase Robert, "wealth is a state of mind." Nailed it.

Skidget 17

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So nice that we can always count on you for an honest appraisal. All the Stern ass-kissers (Kimmel and Baba Booey et al) were going on about what a 'great interview' it was, but you're dead on that it wasn't. Howard misread him, or didn't know how to work him, and unlike most others Plant didn't walk in thinking Howard was his equal and therefore due something different than the rest of the microphone's get. Howard missed cues throughout, and sounded like a silly fanboy who'd cornered Plant backstage somewhere when Plant just wanted to get back on the bus. (Stern's affection was clearly genuine so nothing against him for that, and sometimes his heart-on-the-sleeve thing works, but here it needed to be pulled back.)

We learned about Plant from watching the train wreck. It was cool that he was living in the moment when all Howard wanted was 40 years ago. Stern can take the hit, given how many masterful and revealing interviews he's hosted. But this wasn't a career highlight or memorable for anyone.

But great to see you call it straight.

- Craig Danuloff

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But was he interested? He's a very good interview if he's interested in the subject.
I saw an interview with he and (I think) Timothy White where he talked aboiut other wordly cultural influences on the band and in their music. He can be out there as well so you never know which Plant is going to show up! Lol Tim

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How can Howard Stern grind into Robert Plant that way and not be ashamed? C'mon!!! :-/

Alain Pernot

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Bob,
Brilliant piece on Robert.
Harvey Goldsmith

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Couldn't agree with you more...I can only imagine what was going through Howard's mind as he tried repeatedly (unsuccessfully) to find a path in. It was uncomfortable to listen to but no so much as to turn it off...this was Robert Plant. At times I felt for Howard and then I was angry with him for not trying another approach - although not sure what would've worked. I hope we get some thoughts from Howard on the interview as I'm sure he was frustrated. The problem is he won't ever have a second chance...that was a one and done. Can't win em all!!

Best,

Steven Roy

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Bravo Bob -

No greedy erosion - the musical integrity remains the same...

Cheers,
Shamus Gillen
Charleston, SC

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"Although when he mentioned the "Misty Mountains," an actual location, your hair stood up on your arm."

I listened to the interview will hiking the Phoenix Mountain Preserve early in the morning Arizona time in the dark and it did make the hair on my arms stand on end. I rely it again reading your quote above and thinking back to that morning.

Stern is better when he is not interviewing his heroes. While Plant was a reluctant interviewee, when he didn't have an instant response to a question, instead of letting Plant say whatever came to mind, Howard kept talking and asking question after question.

Sometimes it is better not to meet our heroes…

Neal H. Bookspan

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Howard Stern is overrated as an interviewer. He interrupts too much and instead of asking a question and letting the guest give his own answer, Howard builds in his own speculative and off-base answer into the question. This often exasperates, frustrates and derails the guest, not to mention the listener. During the Robert Plant interview even Robin shouted "Let him talk!' But Howard didn't and so lost out on a great opportunity.

Nice wordplay on the lyrics, Bob, and you are right that there should not be a Led Zeppelin reunion. There is no dignity for Robert Plant singing Stairway to Heaven in arenas. His solo shows are much more interesting and you even get very hip arrangements of Zep covers along with his otherworldly new music.

Thanks for what you do.

Mike Wilson

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Pretty funny, actually. Sterngot the Led Zep 2 Rolling Stone review completely wrong. There was no "apology." It actually doubled down on the criticism of the first, sarcastically. The great John Mendelssohn strikes again! http://www.rollingstone.com/music/albumreviews/led-zeppelin-ii-19691213

Also, surprised that with Stern's deep research he wasn't aware of Plant and Page's plagiarism of the tunes he asked Plant about "writing."

Funny stuff.

best,

Richard Pachter

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Yeah, Plant is a guy smart enough to record with Alison Krauss...

Bob Stevens
Toronto

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Pardon my French but F That S#*T...I know you love Howard and I'm neither here nor there on him but you want to hear a FANTASTIC Plant interview then check this out!!!

Steve Jones + Robert Plant: https://audioboom.com/posts/4104412-robert-plant-on-jonesy-s-jukebox-1-25-2016

Scroll in to 16:20 when the interview begins...The king of "Dinosaur" rock and a guy from the band who's job it was to destroy "Dinosaur" rock...Amazing how similar they really are considering how different their bands were...Make sure you listen to the end for the in studio performance!

Leigh Lust

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Yeah I found this interview rather uncomfortable many times.

Thomas Meyer

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I felt like he was annoyed that nobody offered him coffe or anything. Very cheap of Howard and short-sighted!

Suzanne Bianqui

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I don't think I listened to the same interview...I was never a huge Led Zepp fan (less so after all the plagiarism allegations) and always thought Robert Plant would be a bit pompous. However, I thought he was charming, intelligent, very funny and seemed like he was having a good time on the show. Maybe Gary and Jon told you otherwise, but that was my opinion having listened to the interview twice. I did find it odd that there wasn't a mention of John Paul Jones. He was such a critical component of the band whose work went on to influence so many bassists after him.

Andy MacIntyre

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Thanks for the ROCK STAR defenition reminder...

Carlos Duron

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Good for Robert Plant. Howard was a failed disc flipper who turned to raunchy low brow humor to pay his bills. It is time for the era of the gatekeepers to be over. There were none in the 1960'd except for the righteous role of the a & r staffs at record companies and real disc jockeys on AM radio. Why should what HS and his ilk bestow as an imprimatur on genuine artists have anything to do with their exposure to the public. This is why it is so hard to find the outstanding new music that is out there waiting to be discovered.

Steve Boone

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During one of my interviews with Robert Plant, he said to me, "An old pal of mine said, 'Hey, Robert, why do you keep turning your back on the obvious?' Because I really love music. I don't like repetition and tedium."

Howard Stern is accustomed to interviewing old rockers who revel in their own lore and glory. What Howard failed to understand about Robert is that fame and money aren't the currencies he trades in very often. It's the joy and magic and music that he most treasures.

At age 69, Robert Plant's graying locks of hair may no longer be worthy of their own L'Oreal ad. But he is the most adventurous artist of his generation. A lot of artists talk about changing up every album but few do so to the extent of Robert—every one of his records is distinctly different from the last (an ethos that began with Led Zeppelin). Credit his innate curiosity and childlike sense of wonder. Robert's new album, Carry Fire exemplifies his innate musical curiosity and pioneer spirit. Who else would think to fuse the disparate sounds of Americana roots music, Saharan desert blues, Celtic folk music, West Coast psychedelic music and Bristol trip-hop electronica and rhythms into a cohesive rock album? Check out the title track of his new album or the mysterious track "Keep it Hid," for example, tracks that Radiohead or Grizzly Bear would have killed to have written.

As you noted in your piece, Robert didn't divulge much about his personal life to Howard. Refreshingly, Robert is the rare rock star who is adamant that he will never write an autobiography. He doesn't need to—it's all there in the grooves of his records. The emotionally expressive singer has sung about the pain of missing his kids after divorce ("Sixes and Sevens"), losing John Bonham ("Trouble Your Money"), the death of his child Karac ("I Believe"), why he won't reunite Led Zeppelin ("Liar's Dance," "Memory Song"), his thoughts on legacy ("Even This Shall Pass Away") and the transcendence of falling in love ("Come Into My Life"). Carry Fire brims with Robert's sage reflections on age and mortality.

The other thing to know about Robert? It's not that he doesn't have an ego; it's that he knows to keep it in check. Robert's old friend and former guitarist Francis Dunnery once told me, "If you hang around Robert for five or six days, you'll see how insane his life is. Everywhere he goes, he gets mobbed. But he's managed to retain his fundamental character throughout it all."

Robert isn't just one of the last great rock stars, he's one of the last true artists. On the 2005 song "Tin Pan Valley," Robert sang, "My peers may flirt with cabaret, some fake that rebel yell /Me—I'm moving up to higher ground..."

Best wishes,

Stephen Humphries

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But of course, isn't that the glory? Isn't the mystery of "Zep" and artists like Tool, Prince, Radiohead, et al all part of the experience that the fans actually want? I can only speak on it personally, but that is why all of the aforementioned are some of my greatest musical loves.

Not in order of priority by any means, but if you have...

Musicianship? Check
Disciplined in your craft? Check
Excellent singing voice? Check
Song? Check (most important part)
Being yourself? Check

Then stay the course.

I would not reckon these artists the way that I do if they were prancing around all the time, affording insight to an otherwise mysterious existence. The music (all of the things listed above) should transport you regardless, if is truly great. The escape should be intrinsic in the product. So, if you are a socialite, flaunt it. But, if you're a private pontificator, continue to tell everyone to screw their way out of your life.

I read a very excellent interview with Matt Damon in GQ when I was in college… summer circa 2008 I believe. He highlighted the importance of these concepts to sustaining a career by referencing himself, Clooney (who he said shares this philosophy), and Affleck (who, he said, was a prime example of losing your way by giving away too much).

Thank you for your writing. I respond, maybe once a quarter on average, but I read a lot of your musings.

Regards,
- Brandon Watson

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In a world where the "oldsters" – if they want to maintain a career – mostly go out and play the hits for the nostalgia or "bucket list" set, seeing Plant disregard this and continue to make innovative or at lest new music has been so gratifying.

It is true: Distance and mystery and circumspection are considered quaint in an era where the attention economy and Social Web rule. But I still believe that, in this open-book world, a little bit of mystery or, certainly, integrity resonates with younger audiences.

What does Robert Plant have to prove to anyone? HE IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF WHAT A ROCK STAR IS.

You don't know his music? What does he care? That's your fucking loss! If you don't know Led Zeppelin then ... you just don't really care about music.

In this world where "content" is an evanescent thing, Robert Plant's philosophy is right on time.

The obvious thing? "Oh yeah, every few years I get together with Jimmy and John Paul and Jason and we go out and do all the hits and we make a fucking mint."

He has no interest in that.

He wants to LIVE! And to keep thinking about what is possible. Bluegrasss .... world music .... unlikely collaborations ... whatever.

Whatever we think of it isn't the point.

Here is one of the greatest rock stars of our lifetimes and – in 2017, well into his 60s – he is doing what he wants to do.

On just the most basic, human level – notwithstanding Rock Star status – that is how you define success.

Feelr Media

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Hey Bob,

Robert Plant lived within 3.176 miles of my domicile for his all-too-brief romp in Austin. Keep it weird; fug it all to shite.

Too many Robert Plant second-hand stories to count... First hand is reality.

My own personal experiences:

I personally welcomed Robert for his premiere visit to my second place - a music venue of unparalleled heights. The absolute finest music venue in Texas History. Without Parallel in this universe IMHO (what Chrissy's Hynde just called "The Perfect Venue"; corroborated by David Chapelle - who happened to record his comeback special in 2011 sold to Netflix for 50% of his $60 million for 2 hrs of work, The Funky Meters, Robert Plant, Jay Z, Bruce Springsteen, Aretha Franklin, Donald MF Doom Trump, Barack Hussein Obama, Nick Cave, Louis Messina, etc etc etc). I don't believe we've yet had the chance to welcome you, but Ive mentioned your name a time or ten thousand to those who sign my check (including part-owner Willie Nelson).

Whilst welcoming & escorting Robert & Patty (his future ex wife according to an obscure Mississippi blues interview), I couldn't help but treat him the same way I treated everyone in our VIP mezz section. "Welcome to ________! Have you been here before?") "It's my first visit," was his response. I began to preach the Gospel of South Austin while talking about our most intimate venue (every seat within 75 feet), our absolute pinnacle sound system thanks to David Hough, state of the art lighting from High End Systems, and immaculate lines of sight from every single of the 2,750 seats in the house.

Mind you this was dispensed within 69 seconds with the trademark softest sell in Austin, falling in line with Willie's lazy, behind the beat delivery on his sui generis recordings for Jerry.

"Hey mate, before you show us to our seats, can you point me towards the loo?...

"When you get to be my age, incontinence can happen at a moment's notice."

I stopped walking and locked eyes with the greatest front person in modern music. "Are you fuggin with me?" was the expression clearly & silently conveyed on my countenance.

Thank the maker that my old acquaintance Patty Griffin jumped in saying, "Robert, stop messing around."

"I'm quite serious," was Robert's bone dry-witted reply.

I told him I could show him & his lovely companion to their seats while pointing him towards our facilities.

The best part was that our venue enacted a strict, no walk-across rule for guests without VIP credentials in the Suite Section. That is, those guests without tickets in the VIP Suites needed to take the long walk around to cater to those so-called VIP patrons paying 6 figures annually to disassociate from the common guests.

Well, Robert & Patty were not VIP Suite Guests this night.

I was supposed to tell Robert MF Plant to take the long walk around the VIP section through the photo gallery (featuring his own personal photo from a 2002 taping no less).

Instead I said: FUGGIT

"If Robert Plant wants to go anywhere in this venue, he clearly is welcome. If it wasn't for him, this place would not exist." I told myself.

We walked with a calm, confident swagger that we both knew were exactly where the Universe wanted us to be for that potent moment. We walked across the no-pass section while the VIP wannabes stared with open mouthed fascination saying, "is that Him???"

When I showed Robert & Patty to their seats, they both reached for the tickets and fumbled like a couple of teenagers on their first date. It was an incredibly sweet and intimate moment, one which i continue to consider and ponder in my lingering mind.

Elusive and self-effacing are two terms I would use to describe him. Watching his subsequent two live performances and second taping are considered among the pinnacles of my musical life. I thank the maker than he demurrers each multi-million guarantee to reunite for those folks whose names are not Armut.

Last story:

When Robert & Patty we're in D.C. for the Kennedy Center Awards, Bill Clinton gave Robert his hardest sell close for Zep to reunite for the 12-12-12 Hurricane Sandy Benefit at Madison. "I'm terribly sorry mate, but I'm already booked," was Robert's sincere reply.

He was playing a secret show at Continental Club, Austin's orignal burlesque club turned world class venue, to benefit Michael Fracasso, an uninsured local stalwart injured in a car accident while touring.

Big hugs from ATX!

___________________________________

I was wondering if you were going to write about this interview, and I'm glad you did. And my massive respect for your opinion rose when you acknowledged that this was not a good interview, (despite the usual post-interview parade of calls came in "Hey now! Just wanted to say that was an great interview with XXXX.")

But I don't blame this all on Plant. Howard, once a master interviewer, has become predictable, formulaic, and clawing when celebs sit on the couch. He assumes all his interviewees are like him, and he often answers questions for the subject, projecting, and waits for them to agree or disagree (usually the later).

How many times have we heard, on parents:
Howard: "By now, you parents must have been saying, 'look asshole, you need to give up this singing bullshit and get a job.'"
Guest: "No, actually they were really supportive and great."
Howard: "So, your dad was away all the time at work, that must have been incredibly painful, and you really sought his approval, and I think that's why you xxx."
Guest: "Ha. No, I knew he had to work. He was great."
Howard: "No, but seriously, you must have been..."

He may as well pick up the megaphone and bust into his Ben impersonation.

And, my god, the obsession with money and what people are getting paid (which is what finally got Plant to get up and attempt to leave, when Howard wanted to engage him on the money left on the table by not touring with Page). I was so happy to hear Robin finally speak up and call him out, "There you go again with the money..." No one escapes. He expects every celeb to be as comfortable and proud to talk about the dollars involved as Amy Schumer. It's incredibly hard to listen to him press ("no, but I'm serious") someone not as obsessed with dollars as Howard is (though he himself would never talk about his own finances).
"So, when your show becomes a hit, you must have been really pissed you were making so little an episode."
"Then you have a hit album, and suddenly you're filling stadiums, you must have been out of your mind making millions of dollars. How much did you make that year?"

And it's the same thing every interview: Dig around for dirt/causation from childhood. Theories on their creativity and massive pressures that come with it, how much are you making.

Though his show is as great and funny as ever (especially with the brilliant new crop of minds in the back, in particular former prank caller, Chris Wilding), his interviews used to hit 'em with the hein, but they've now jumped the shark. I know they are very different shows, but the best, most revealing interviews are happening on WTF, and I don't think it's a coincidence that Maron is getting everyone, where Howard is left saying, "I want to interview Bruce Springstein..."

Andy Beach


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Thursday 26 October 2017

The World Series

It ain't over til it's over.

That's the defining characteristic of baseball. There's no garbage time, no running out of the clock. Until the final out is made, the other team can always win.

There was football when I grew up. I remember listening to the championship game in my mother's Ford Falcon, where you could play the radio without the key (and also run down the battery!), on a frigid December day while my father did business in Bridgeport.

The Giants lost.

Did you see Y.A. Tittle passed? He was a star before the perks, when in the off-season you sold cars or insurance. He was not for everybody, just those paying attention. He was not Mickey Mantle.

But Mantle was our hero.

With the backstory of osteomyelitis, the knee injury sustained on a drain in the outfield. He hit from both sides and smiled and might strike out vociferously and valiantly, but oftentimes he connected, and what a sweet sound and sight that was.

Back when you knew all the players. Yogi behind the plate. Moose on first. Bobby Richardson, the choirboy, on second. Roger Maris in right. Whitey on the mound. It was an all star team. Before free agency.

And you counted on them making the World Series.

Expansion was new. Ten teams per division? Sure, we went to the Mets games, but that was just for fun, to see them lose. When they got Seaver and succeeded in '69 it truly was a miracle, unbelievable, a sports story that left New York gobsmacked.

And this was when the Yankees had faded.

But I was still a fan.

Hell, I live in Los Angeles and I'm still partial to the Angels, because they're in the American League. As for the Astros switching from the National, that's sacrilegious.

The Dodgers were the enemy. With Koufax and Drysdale they were weak at the plate but their arms were overwhelming. They silenced us for the entire winter. Back before we even knew there was no winter in Los Angeles. Back before global warming and the World Series being played in hundred degree heat. Back before playoffs, back before they played the games at night.

Playoffs, shmayoffs. You either win or you don't. There's no bonus round. I mean you play for 162 games and you're not entitled to go to the World Series? Utter hogwash.

As for the night games...

Baseball didn't used to be beholden to television. Oh, the games were on, but only in your local market, you couldn't see other teams, but that just built loyalty. And sure, only the Cubs refused to play at night, but there were plenty of day games. And only in an exceptional case did the contest go on after bedtime.

Now they rarely end by midnight.

Last night's game started at five in L.A. Because it had to be prime time on the east coast, eight. Why couldn't it start at three out here and six back there? Because then it wouldn't be prime time and the station would make less money on advertising and the rights would be worth much less. Sports is big business. They brag about the dollars. I went to a Chargers game a few weeks back and it was exciting to be in a stadium of only 25,000 but there were these constant lulls in play, when the teams just milled around the field for minutes, these breaks were for advertising. Good for the league, bad for the game. Used to be a baseball game was ninety minutes. Now you've got to dedicate your life to the sport.

And no one's got that kind of time.

Due to the magic of high definition television we can now see the fans in the stands. And behind home plate, last night it didn't appear anybody was under fifty. A fading audience for the most exquisite of games.

That's what last night's contest was, the best baseball has to offer. Multiple comebacks upon the threat of death, you couldn't stop watching while you wondered how the players endured the pressure and you were alternately elated or deflated, depending upon whether your chosen team was winning or losing.

Now the World Series used to be the first week of October. When the leaves started to change, when it was still warm out. The season wound to a close and then the contest began. There was no buildup, the whole season was the buildup. The boys of summer were now in fall and it was about wrapping the whole thing up before it got cold.

But now the season oftentimes opens in March and closes in November. Why? If they want more drama, shorten the season. But that's one great thing about baseball, the slog, although every game counts it is not terminal, you can even go on a losing streak and survive, like the Dodgers. But now we've got to endure multiple layers of playoffs before the World Series begins.

And most don't pay attention. These playoffs have made baseball just like other sports, when it used to be different.

So, we'd be in class, sitting at our desks, watching the clock. If the teacher was nice, maybe they'd let us listen on the radio. And when the bell struck at 2:20 we'd run to our bicycles and ride home to watch the end of the game. The season ended on Sunday, the Series started during the week, you missed most of the game, and that was not good, but better than having them play into darkness.

But when the weekend came...

You were glued to the set. Chips in a bowl to your left, Pepsi or Coke to your right. And if you had a color set you were the hero of your neighborhood, all your friends came over to see the game.

Everybody knew the players, the statistics, it was religion.

But it was based upon a game.

And the thing is, despite all the efforts to kill it, the game survives.

African-Americans now play football, there are not enough opportunities for them before the Majors, it costs cash to play on traveling teams and too many talents don't have it.

Latinos now own baseball. It's religion in not only Cuba, but Central America and Japan and the best yearn to play in the big leagues, where careers can be long and compensation considerable. Concussions happen in baseball, but they're rare. You can pull a muscle, but other than a slide, chances are you're never gonna make contact with another player.

So last night, nearly sixty years after I first got bitten by the bug, when I'd long ago sworn off, saying I'll catch up when I'm in the old folks home, baseball came back and bit me in the ass once again, got me hooked. The guys with beards and stringy hair, all younger than me and my contemporaries, fought it out.

Just a couple of outs. Just get through the top of the ninth and it's all over.

But this couldn't be done.

The Astros tied it up.

Extra innings ensued.

The Astros went ahead. Miraculously the Dodgers caught up!

And the bullpens were emptying and strategy was key and god if I wasn't riveted to the set.

I didn't know all the players. I wasn't invested in the teams. But the game had me hooked. Because it's just like life, you never know what will happen, you can always come back.

You can always come back.


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Robert Plant On Howard Stern

He was reluctant.

The Stern show is the go-to place to hawk your wares. Obviously someone told Plant this, but he didn't really get the memo, that you were supposed to disgorge your history and inner feelings in an expurgation of your life.

Robert was just there to promote his album.

He wasn't sure what day it was what time it was or how long he'd been in the States, for him it was just another promotional opportunity.

And he was having nothing of the shenanigans.

You see all species of stardom have merged. It's one giant club, throwing an endless party where everybody is equal. And to get ahead you post on social media and reveal your foibles and mystery is history...

But not with Robert Plant.

He said he wasn't dating anyone.

But then he revealed he had a girlfriend in an aside.

He was pissed that Howard was taking so long to get to the new album, and was exasperated when Howard wanted history. For Robert Plant is living in the now.

This made for a less than satisfying interview, but it was a great insight into stardom, one we haven't seen since the likes of Henley on Stern a year ago.

But Henley's notoriously difficult, whereas...does anybody truly know who Plant is?

He brushed off criticism. He didn't care that "Rolling Stone" panned the first Zep album (that's what he calls the band, not "Zeppelin" or "Led Zeppelin" just "Zep").

He brushed off the privilege of stardom. It was no big deal meeting Elvis, he expected it. Most musicians rub their hands and tell their blue chip stories...

But Robert just recited the facts.

He psshawed Howard's theory that Jimmy Page was the love of his life. You could hear the resentment in the mind of the man from the Midlands. (Although when he mentioned the "Misty Mountains," an actual location, your hair stood up on your arm.)

He wouldn't get into his process. Where the lyrics came from. He said it was all easy, he just went with the flow.

He wouldn't even bother addressing getting the band back together.

It was all about being a musician, making music and...

This was a revelation, because it's so different from everybody else.

Everybody else wants the money. They go on the road to play the hits so those who remember will overpay for the experience. They don't even want to risk new music.

Everybody else will tell you everything.

The first rule of interacting with a star is not to acknowledge they are a star. As soon as you break this rule, they either pull away or treat you like dirt, at arm's length. Plant kept calling Howard "Dad," and kept asking where they got this guy and was always threatening to leave, not because he had anything pressing on the schedule, but because his work was done and he was worn out.

And every legendary, gossipy story he denied. As for writing "The Rain Song" to satiate another star's urging for a ballad, Robert didn't remember it that way. It was like Robert was living in an unpierceable bubble, that you couldn't stop marveling at, wanting to get inside.

Of course you heard a few new nuggets. Like his inability to remember the order of the verses in "Stairway To Heaven," but he refuses to use a Teleprompter, that would kill the experience, and Robert's all about the experience.

So you go back to way back when and you remember...

Zep were stars. Huge. But there was no context. Sure, they grew out of the Yardbirds, but this was something new, they didn't sound like anybody else, they didn't hang with anybody else, they just played their music to their adoring throng and lived the life of rock stars on the road.

You remember rock stars, don't you? People who were first and foremost musicians, who were mysterious, the other, who hooked you with their magic yet were untouchable and unknowable despite you owning all the albums and going to all the shows. They had enough money to do what they wanted. They had all the perks of life, the women, the wine, the houses, the cars...

But you knew they were different. That you could never be one.

This is not rich financiers and techies, labeled by the media "rock stars."

Nor is it those "stars" on television competition shows not hunting for talent but banking the bucks, losing what credibility they might have ever had in the process.

You can listen to the Zeppelin catalog and continue to get new insights. Every listen is not the same, despite the underlying song remaining so.

You remember the act being dark, all the stuff about Aleister Crowley.

You remember them having no opening act, before that was a thing.

You remember them having a wrestler as a manager, who single-handedly changed the touring formula, opening the door for everybody else. Why should you pay for ads, why should the promoter get a huge tranche of cash when as soon as the public was aware the show was gonna play it would instantly sell out?

Robert Plant was on Howard Stern for ninety minutes and the end result was we knew little more than we did before.

He brushed away Howard. He brushed away Robin. He was there, but he refused to get off his throne, while he was mostly affable and available. It was like a hologram appeared, and then it was gone. He left before the show was done and when implored to come back he got no rise from Howard's accolades. The best have heard it all before, they know the context, they never came down from their perch, they could see it when they were young, they ascended the stairway and became...

Rock stars.

That's what is.

And what should never be is a Zep reunion. You want it, Robert Plant does not. He's got all the money and the fame but he refuses to rest on his laurels, he's still in the darkest depths of Mordor, rambling on, WHEW!

https://www.howardstern.com/show/2017/10/17/robert-plant-talks-losing-john-bonham-meeting-elvis-presley-and-prank-led-zeppelin-once-pulled-who/


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Wednesday 25 October 2017

The Bert Berns Movie

https://www.bangthebertbernsstory.com

There's a moment in this movie, when Solomon Burke is sitting on his throne, telling the story of "Cry To Me," when he opens his pipes and starts to sing a cappella, that your heart will melt and your body will tingle because you know you're in the presence of talent.

It's hard to quantify, but you know it when you experience it.

A lot of the people in this flick are dead, not only Berns himself, but Burke and Joel Dorn and Berns's wife Ilene. Yet some of the people are still alive, like Richard Gottehrer, never mind Paul McCartney, Keith Richards and Van Morrison. And there you have life itself. You start off energetic, you think you know everything, you've got nothing but dreams, but then life takes over, with its twists and turns, and although nobody survives, sometimes the records do.

And a lot of Bert Berns's records are part of the culture.

But most people have no idea who Bert Berns is.

Joel Selvin wrote a book, a passion project that got good reviews but that's a hurdle for most fans, turning the pages. And there was a musical, which was close but not quite there, and on Broadway it's got to be there to make it. And now there's this film. Imperfect, but oftentimes riveting. It's a telescope into a past we know that no one talks about anymore. We're concerned with today's transitions, from analog to digital, coughing up all our privacy to corporations that control our fate. But way back in the fifties and sixties there was little light shined upon the entertainment business, all we saw was the end product.

But this product blew our mind.

Dropping the needle on "Piece Of My Heart," hearing "Brown Eyed Girl"... This was when records were the essence of the culture, two and a half minutes of pure soul. And a lot has been forgotten since the advent of the Beatles, but there was a scene before the British Invasion, and even the Beatles covered Berns's "Twist and Shout."

So he's a fan. He's a hanger-on. He's got a girlfriend but she leaves him because he makes no money. His mother thinks he's lazy. This is what it is to be an artist. There are defined steps in business, but not in artistry, you've got to believe in yourself and continue to pursue your dream, even though you might be laughable to those around you.

Bert loved the Cuban sound. Even went to the island. Started a company with Sid Bernstein, ultimately the legendary promoter of the Beatles, but it failed.

And it's not like he had a college degree, there was no fallback position, it was only forward.

And then he started writing and producing hits.

And when you have hits, the doors open, everybody wants a piece of you.

But that does not mean they'll pay you.

The villain in this story is Jerry Wexler. Who knows what the truth is, but he's portrayed as a conniving gonif here.

You see in music everybody's untrustworthy, because they came from nothing, and you need an enforcer to get what you want, and it's still the same, although not as much, because the business has been corporatized, not only the major labels, but Live Nation and AEG too. Used to be a promoter ripped you off, Live Nation can't stiff you, it's a public company. But getting all you deserve is still a chore in the music business.

Is that what killed Bert Berns?

I don't know. Just like I don't know his exact relationship with the Mafia. To a great extent this film is hagiography, and everybody's got a dark side, but it's glossed over here.

Still...

You see 1650 Broadway. The newly-christened Strangeloves discover Rick Zehringer and his band on the road and cut "Hang On Sloopy," one of Berns's s compositions, and then they drive to Grossinger's on the high holidays to play the acetate for Bert, who says it's a number one smash, and then it is.

Back when a number one was known by everyone.

You know these tracks. There's little footage of Berns in the studio, little audio, but so many of the survivors and newly-dead are there to testify, to tell the story, and oftentimes this was the height of their career, they've been running on fumes for decades, but these peaks sustain them.

That's the music business. It churns you up. It ain't a job, one that you do for decades wherein you climb the ladder. It's hard to get in and it's hard to stay in, but if you ring the bell everybody knows you're name.

Except for Bert Berns.

But maybe they'll know him now.


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New Rules

NO ONE KNOWS EVERYTHING

If your goal is world-domination, give up. Hell, people don't even know about shootings these days. You've got to operate in your niche and hope to cross over but don't expect everybody to know you or your work, it's utterly impossible, the only one with 24/7 attention is Trump.

POLITICS RULES

It drives the culture. It's more important than entertainment and sports. Entertainment can INFLUENCE politics, but so far this has not happened. Entertainment has power, but it has been abdicated.

GETTING A TV SHOW IS NO LONGER THE HOLY GRAIL

And you don't even get rich. Getting a TV show is like getting a Grammy, if you haven't got one, you're not in the industry. It won't be this way forever, at least on television. There will be a separation between winners and losers, HBO/Netflix/Amazon and everybody else, budgets will sink and outlets will fail but right now distribution is fighting for the ultimate prize of dominance, and in this case distribution also owns content, so it's a double-whammy. Distribution is king, but without content you're screwed. Which is why Spotify is beholden to the labels, but Netflix is ultimately beholden to no one.

HIP IS NOT

There's no such thing as hip anymore. Hip requires a cohesive society wherein those non-hip can be branded so and feel bad about it. Now everybody's fighting just to be a member of any group, everybody's overloaded with input, they don't care if they've missed out on this or that, they're willing to be hipped.

BEING FIRST IS NO LONGER A BADGE OF HONOR

Of course there are exceptions, buying the first Tesla S, the new iPhone X, but the truth is today's world is social and it all does not matter until everybody else is involved. So, your goal is to bring others into your group, not to be self-satisfiedly superior.

COLLEGE DEGREES DON'T MATTER TO ENTREPRENEURS

In the old days, of the boomer, getting an education was a prerequisite to middle management. Today's world is ruled by entrepreneurs, a skill innate more than taught. If you're gonna use your education to get ahead you're probably gonna work for somebody else, they're the only ones who will be impressed.

INSTITUTIONS HAVE BEEN DEVALUED

In an era of haves and have-nots, no one likes to be told how it is or what to do unless it agrees with their preconception. So we're totally tribal. It used to be we all paid fealty to a layer of unified society sitting atop us, now it's only the members of that society who believe they rule, they don't.

BOOMERS ARE TOAST

They don't set trends. They spend money. But usually not on the new, but the old.

POWERLESSNESS RULES

You can protest all day long online, but you don't seem to be getting anywhere, you always feel a party of one broken down by the system.

BINARY IS KING

Haves and have-nots. Stars and proletariat. There is no middle. Not in anything. The Asians can manufacture more cheaply and the behemoths have scale which allows them to not only lower prices, but make better products. If you're coasting, you're heading towards the bottom. America is one big race, whether you know it or not.

PEOPLE HATE CHANGE

Sure, there are early-adopters, but most are convinced they'll lose something in the transition. But the new always happens, embrace it. You may laugh at AI, but you're gonna be using it.

FOOD IS ENTERTAINMENT

And it's bigger than movies and music, and quite possibly TV. Funny how people will bitch about the price of concert tickets, but they'll drop a hundred bucks for dinner no problem, never mind fight for a reservation long in advance. Food is like art used to be, it doesn't scale, it's totally unique. And, once again, there's an underclass, those who go to chain restaurants.

DOUBLE DOWN IN TIMES OF CHANGE

He who cuts to balance the books/maintain margins loses in the end. No better example than the L.A. "Times," there's little there there. Amazon did it right, ignore the Street.

CONVENTIONAL WISDOM WILL PARALYZE YOU

Don't pay attention to the blowback, those people are just mad that you're on the front line and they are not. They want to tear you down and force you to do it their way, even though they'll jump to the new way overnight, best example being Netflix, the public cried when it went to streaming, angry DVDs by mail were being de-emphasized, and then they all went to streaming.

ASK DON'T TELL

We live in an information society and you don't know all of it, admit when you're uninformed.

COLLECT INFORMATION

Winners see all sides. You can only do this by gathering different opinions. He who adheres to only one is ultimately left behind.

KARMA AIN'T INSTANT, BUT IT STILL RULES

Just ask Harvey Weinstein or Bill O'Reilly...they thought they were getting away with it, but they didn't. It's the story of all criminals. If you're crossing the moral line expect to pay for it.



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The Future Of Major Labels

They are going to pay more and own less but they are not going away.

Think of the labels as marketing entities. They can help grease your path to success. But do you need them?

Only if you make popular music, i.e. songs that are on the hit parade, i.e. the Hot 100, otherwise they're not worth their while, it's better to keep the money while they do a miniscule job of working you to minor formats, like Active Rock or Adult Alternative. Major labels are into money, not art, and if they can't make any, they don't want to be involved, and they don't want to make a little, they want home runs or grand slams, otherwise it's not worth oiling up the machinery.

Don't argue against the reality, embrace the new world.

One of the biggest bottlenecks pre-internet was getting your music into a store. And even if you could do this independently, you had trouble getting paid, without a steady stream of product. But now everybody can get their music on streaming services for a small fee, and can get paid direct and regularly, and this is a great boon, because even if you were owed money by the major in the past, they'd account twice a year and hold reserves, but in the non-physical world there are no reserves, so this is a good thing.

The major labels are not into developing talent, but they are into developing careers. They can take you from zero to hero, but they are not interested in a long hard slog where they allow you to experiment and figure out who you are, it's too expensive and time-consuming. But if you want to go to the moon, quickly, the label can help.

But it's not the only way there.

At this late date you can use internet tools to establish your own career. Social media is better than any of the old publicity tools. However, you can get lost in the shuffle. But don't assume the major can help you out, they want you to do the heavy lifting/posting, and they only want to sign you if you've made headway, so...

You're on your own in the beginning, everybody is, and then you either get traction or you don't. Don't tell the label how great your music is, SHOW THEM!

But once you've established a beachhead you have negotiating power. This is a critical moment, you're going to have to give to get. Once upon a time recordings generated a ton of cash and the labels were satisfied with that, now they want a piece of everything.

Unless you're willing to say no.

This is the big change. If you're looking for big daddy, or a bank, sign a heinous deal with a major. But now contracts are wide open, every one is unique, so...

You can get better terms.

The old days of the label raping and then starving you are done. They're gonna give up more in fairer deals. They have to. Because there's now an alternative path, proven by Chance the Rapper, and never underestimate the power of a leading light, this is not Trent Reznor axing his label, going indie and then going back to the major, no, Chance was built from the ground up without a major, knowing that recordings are not everything. Today you have multiple income streams, with touring usually being the largest, why give up any of that action to a passive investor, i.e. the label? The days of solely being a recording act are through. You not only tour, but you get sponsorships, sell not only merch, but clothing lines and perfume and games and so much more. Because you want to be rich. Everybody likes the money, especially after they've been exposed to those who have more, which is what success will give you. Think opportunity as opposed to oppression.

So the major is gonna have to pay a higher royalty/split with more frequent payment.

Also, the next big change is the end of ownership. This is heinous. You sign a deal, pay off costs and then the major still owns the copyright. Expect the major to go to a licensing arrangement.

As for exposure, the major's forte...

If you want major radio, you gotta sign, but radio is fading, it can make something big bigger, but tracks get started online.

But the majors also have an undue impact on playlists. Will Spotify remain independent? After Jimmy Iovine goes, with his fealties to the majors, will Apple still care about the majors? Amazon?

This is unclear, but one thing's for sure, it's better than it was. Radio is a closed shop, but streaming is more open. You can leverage relationships and culture to get added and streamed on the service.

As for the majors' ownership in Spotify...

Expect that to end. The majors are public companies run by contracted employees who are not in it for the long haul. They're gonna cash out soon after Spotify goes public.

However, never underestimate the majors' catalogs. It's their assets that give them power. An indie has trouble because they have no catalog to pay bills when times are fallow. Also, the majors use their catalogs as a big stick, distributors need them to function.

So, the majors are not going to disappear. And the odds of a giant indie replacing them and becoming a new major are low.

But the majors are gonna take less and be more honest, the landscape demands it, they are no longer the only option.

And this is good.


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Tuesday 24 October 2017

Taylor Swift "Gorgeous"

She should have stayed country.

In the world of pop you live and die by the hit. In Nashville once you've made your bones you're a star forever.

You see Taylor miscalculated. She put out a pop album when hip-hop rules.

Doubt me?

Check out the Spotify Top 50, where "Gorgeous" is only #6. Sure, it's got an upwards bullet but these days we know whether a track is successful instantly. It's in the Spotify data, one can measure skip and save rates and it took less than a day for Gaga's album to underperform.

But at least Gaga is true to herself.

Swift wants to compete with everybody.

But Post Malone's "rockstar" is getting 2,379,623 plays a day on Spotify. That's #1. The same act's "I Fall Apart" is #2 and is getting 1,145,071 streams a day. This is further indication that Swift has faltered, since "Look What You Made Me Do" was a chart triumph, but "...Ready For It" never quite climbed the hill, and then fell back down.

#3 is Logic's "1-800-273-8255", with 1,036,612 streams a day.

#4 is 21 Savage's "Bank Account," with 1,027,778 streams a day.

Gucci Gang's "Lil Pump" is #5, with 1,000, 935 streams a day.

And then we come to "Gorgeous," which has 910,008 streams a day. And one can say that's not a lot less than what's above it, then again, right behind Swift at #7 we have "Havana," with 876,281. And then Cardi B and Khalid also have tracks eclipsing 800,000 and...

We live in a world of consumption, it's the only thing that matters. A turntable hit is a thing of the past. Radio can't prop up a stiff. You get paid by consumption, i.e. streams/listens, so it's the only thing that really counts. Sure, there's PRO money on radio, but it's de minimis compared to streams.

As for sales...

Here's a whopper. On iTunes "Gorgeous" is #5! Eclipsed by Imagine Dragons' "Thunder" at #1, and Ed Sheeran at #2, and "rockstar" at #3 and the aforementioned "Havana" at #4.

As for Spotify, Imagine Dragons' "Thunder" is at #39, with 494,013 streams a day. And we can argue whether the band's fans are streaming, but the truth is we're evolving into a world where sales are done and on demand streaming is everything and you live and die by the statistics.

So we can debate all day long whether Swift has been impacted by her publicity shenanigans. Hell, at this point the media covers her a lot less, did you know she played "Reputation" for 100 fans? That's the old paradigm, where publicity of these stunts mattered, now it doesn't. People get their info online and they go directly to their streaming site of choice and see what's happening, they're sick of being manipulated.

This is important, because the music business has been built upon manipulation, and that will still be a factor, but when you cut out the middleman and go directly to the consumer you lose a lot of control and find out...

Just like country triumphed on SoundScan, unexpectedly, hip-hop triumphs on streaming services. Doesn't matter whether you're a fan or not, this is what everybody is listening to.

Meanwhile, Carrie Underwood is still a star in country. Miranda Lambert too. Whereas Taylor Swift has been excommunicated by the format, she turned out to be untrustworthy, a traitor. Used to be Taylor Swift was in the Taylor Swift business, now she's in the pop business, competing with everybody.

And "Gorgeous" ain't bad, sounds like the rest of the work Max Martin and Shellback are involved with, it's just that it needs a better singer, Taylor Swift's voice is weak, whereas with Kelly Clarkson, Ariana Grande or Katy Perry it would have a much more dramatic impact. As for the lyrics, they come last, they always come last. And in an era of chaos, Taylor Swift is too me focused, she's out of touch with the times.

But this is not about Taylor Swift, but your career. Beware of wanting everything, be satisfied with the niche you've established. If you can remain true to yourself and succeed, more power to you, but if you bend to trends you live by trends, and the trend has skewed away from pop divas and as a result the tide is going out on Taylor Swift.

Everybody's arguing about Cardi B.

Taylor Swift is last month's news. She broke the cardinal rule of the internet, which is you've got to be part of the discussion 24/7. She's so tightly managed (and wound!) that she's inaccessible, in an era where everybody is a star they don't want to be talked down to by a faux friend.

And I don't care if she writes another song about me, NO ONE WILL LISTEN!

U2 tried to be au courant. Madonna too. They ended up being laughable has-beens. There's nothing wrong with being a has-been, you can still tour, bleeding your acolytes, hell, look at Def Leppard's ticket counts, but when you try to succeed in the new game it's creepy. Unlike Bob Dylan, who's in the Bob Dylan business. Then again, the only people interested in his covers are the press, not one track from "Triplicate" has broken a million on Spotify, ditto "Fallen Angels," whereas every cut from "Tempest," his last original work, exceeds seven figures. We want originals from Dylan, and the data tells us that. Used to be you bought the album, played it once and filed it. Now you check out a few tracks and move on.

Not that experimentation is bad. But fan abuse is.

So, if Swift were smart, she'd can "Reputation" and put out a hip-hop track, since she missed the times. Hell, a mixtape like Drake, with her favorite hip-hop favorites as well as a number of her own works in this field. And sure, Taylor Swift rapping might be laughable, but Debbie Harry got away with it.

Then again, she was a lot more credible.


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Re-Mitchell Green-Lead Edge Capital

Hey Bob,

Since Nimay Mehta, Lead Edge Capital, and myself were the blessed centerpiece of two Lefsetz Letters, I'd like to return the favor. A dispatch, if you will.

First and foremost, a tremendous pleasure meeting you. While I do have a lot to learn about this life, what I do know is that you and me - we ain't so different. Let me explain.

I remember reading a Los Angeles Times article earlier this year detailing your rise to one of the most well-read newsletters in the music business. You said, "No one has the perseverance I have. When I took people's money for subscriptions and I told them the newsletter would come out every two weeks, it came out every two weeks, to the day."

I'm here to second that statement and add my own two cents.

Nothing, absolutely nothing, can be done without endurance. You, for example, seek stories. You're able to find the truth in situations on a micro level and amplify them to thousands of readers with text that's relatable, engaging, and responsive.

Tenacity is important in any industry, especially in entertainment and tech. I, too, have achieved a few things through persistence. One is my wife, who also works with me (and hasn't killed me yet). I called her 10 times until she agreed to a date. The rest is, as they say, history.

Two, is Lead Edge Capital.

New York is for money. Los Angeles is for fame. San Francisco is for tech. I'm from Michigan. I'm for Apples and Skiing. We're even-handed until it comes to business. Before starting Lead Edge, I was a bottom of the rung, analyst at Bessemer Venture Partners (the famous VC firm that was the early money in co's like Skype, Diapers.com, Lifelock, Pinterest, Staples, Eloqua, etc...) where I spent my days cold calling companies, trying to find needles in the haystack (i.e. co's that were kicking butt). That's right, 2 years, 15,000 voicemails, 10,000 emails sent, 2,000 CEOs spoken with. Number 1 rule: if the CEO called you back right away the company sucked, meant the CEO had nothing better to do. Lesson Learned: Persistence is the most important thing in life.

In the past, VCs used to sit back and wait for companies to come to them for an investment. Lead Edge doesn't use this thesis. We find companies that are doing well and ask to invest in them, because venture capital has become a commodity. We pound the phones to find opportunities and create relationships with CEOs, and from there tap into our LP network.

Pick up the phone, dial, talk, get a meeting. Rinse. Repeat. At Lead Edge, we have analysts who call and 250 individual LPs, because we prioritize our relationships.

I've never been told to fuck off on the phone, and I believe it's because I remember people. Although numerous times I've been offered a sales job….calling a CEO every 2 days for a month straight gets you that title. The smartest people don't win, the most persistent do. I remember names, faces, locations, family members, and I can trace someone's story from the beginning. I thank people with handwritten notes (learned that from my wife, but funny enough listened to Pete Peterson, Founder of Blackstone speak a couple summers ago and on his top #5 list of advice is to always write hand written thank you notes after meetings). It's so easy and something no one does anymore…everyone now just wants iphones, text messages and snapchat. But I'm old school, I still like to crank out the pen and craft a note. The best is when people email back thanking me for the thank you note. I track every intro religiously. No one is going to listen to an artist if they sit back and hope the universe brings them fame. No one is going to give a shit about an ego that doesn't have the talent and drive to back it up. Same goes for investing. Convincing fans, convincing companies - the two are one in the same.

And that's why we invested in Spotify. It's breathing life back into the music business and changed the way we listen to music. It created a singles economy in what was always an album's game. We believe in the company, and project it will have multiples closer to that of Netflix and not Pandora. In the company's early stages, most thought the outlook was horrible. Everyone said "It'll get crushed by Apple!" and now it's the market leader. They're grinding it out - it's perseverance and innovation.

Passion gets into your blood, and I appreciate yours for the Letter. This is our sport.

Looking forward to reading more!

See you soon,
Mitchell Green

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"Meet Persistent VC Mitchell Green
Lead Edge founder's passion for tech led to deals in Alibaba, Uber, Spotify"

By Scott Martin
Oct. 20, 2017 7:30 a.m. ET

Mitchell Green has a habit of speaking in machine gun-like blasts punctuated with wild-eyed excitement.

As the 36-year-old founder of Lead Edge Capital, a New York venture-capital firm with $1 billion under management, such frenetic energy and enthusiasm have helped score deals to crow about.

"It's the energy, right? I have never met a guy that talks so fast and seems to make sense," said Bill Grabe, a limited partner in Lead Edge funds and an advisory director for General Atlantic. "He's made me a lot of money."

Mr. Green's passion for tech investments has landed deals in Alibaba, Uber and Spotify. People who know him say he is a force of nature who obsesses over things until he gets what he wants.

Getting a piece of Alibaba early was a pivotal moment for Mr. Green and the future of Lead Edge Capital.

"We returned about a billion dollars," he said of the Alibaba stake.

On Wednesday, he co-led a $70 million investment in Duo Security at a $1.17 billion post-money valuation. The deal catapults the authentication and phishing security startup's valuation to roughly four times what it was worth at its previous investment round, when it took in a $30 million Series C at a $241 million post-money valuation, according to an estimate from PitchBook Data Inc.

"This guy is an animal," said Duo Security Chief Executive Dug Song. "The most well-connected among the Fortune 500, he's super successful but has no ego about him."

Duo's spike in valuation spotlights a sizable multiple that comes on the tail end of one of the most overheated spells in startup investing, a period that has left a hangover of companies struggling to justify earlier valuations. Moreover, a tech unicorn in Michigan is even more of a rarity, far from Silicon Valley's investor echo chamber.

Lead Edge's investment in Duo Security fits squarely in line with the firm's investment thesis: mid- to late-stage growth-equity stakes for two- to five-times returns in two to five years.

The Lead Edge team is slightly unconventional. Mr. Green's high-octane conversations on startups - which can be unusually candid - appear to be the norm for the firm. Partners include Nimay Mehta, 27, and Brian Neider, 36, who, like Mr. Green, did cold calls earlier in their careers.
"The first concern I had was, is this scalable?" said Mr. Grabe. "Having seen the rest of the team, he seems able to clone himself."

Mr. Green, who flies about 250,000 miles a year, including on SurfAir, touts an approach that differs from Silicon Valley firms, too. He doesn't believe in using a marketing team to boost his image, and you wont see him all over stages of tech conferences seeking deal flow. For him, two things matter: finding unusually high-growth startups and helping them get customers through dogged networking. He insists LPs get involved in networking efforts for startups if they invest in his funds. He takes no board seats.

Unlike others in the industry, Mr. Green is unabashed stressing the importance of pumping the phones with cold calls. His team of six analysts - he's adding two more -are cut from a Wall Street mold where relentless research is paramount and 80-hour weeks aren't uncommon. "We are the only guys running a firm who have done the cold calling before," he said.
And his rule of thumb on cold calls is simple: If they call you back right away, they are a dog. If they don't call you back, those are the ones you want to work with. "We have shown up at people's offices completely uninvited," he said. "Most people actually appreciate persistence."

Mr. Green doesn't like to hear 'no' when he wants in on an investment that makes a lot of sense from his research. He's very creative at finding founders or angel investors who might like to get liquidity, said Mr. Grabe. "You don't know where he's getting all this stuff from," he said. "Mitchell is like a ferret - he's in every hole."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/meet-persistent-vc-mitchell-green-1508499008


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Old/Young

OLD

Believes in the album.

YOUNG

Believes in the single. It's all about the track, if you like something you go deeper, it's about a body of work, click on an act in Spotify and you find what's most popular and you check that out, assuming you care, and many people don't, especially in hip-hop, the song is part of the culture, the same way British Invasion singles were part of the culture.

OLD

Believes in CDs.

YOUNG

Doesn't have a CD player. They don't come in cars, assuming you've got one, as millennials move to the city and Uber, and new computers don't come with them, if you're still sending someone promotional CDs it's a reflection upon you, they're worthless.

OLD

Passive.

YOUNG

Active. Sure, a millennial might put an online radio station, albeit generated by Pandora or Spotify, on in the background, but more likely they'll be streaming a playlist, in the background, they don't play terrestrial radio, the commercials are abhorrent and you can't skip ahead, millennials see the web as their oyster, they'll click and go from one site or track to another.

OLD

Will listen to the radio.

YOUNG

Won't. It's part of the on demand culture. The youngster doesn't want to wait, that's an experience that's dead. Kinda like how cars replaced trains. With a car you could go where you wanted to go whenever you wanted to.

OLD

Buys files.

YOUNG

Sees everything as on demand, you don't need to own anything, not a car, a movie, a song...

OLD

Laments the passing of the golden age.

YOUNG

Thinks the present is bright and the future is brighter.

OLD

Cares about "Billboard" charts.

YOUNG

Only cares about unweighted charts based on raw statistics. I.e. Spotify streaming. Unfortunately, Apple Music doesn't reveal its statistics, to its detriment.

OLD

Worried about YouTube.

YOUNG

Will use YouTube when it wants to watch a video, but only the brokest of the broke use it as an everyday music service. YouTube for music is dialup, Spotify/Apple/Amazon is broadband

OLD

Laments the passing of music on MTV.

YOUNG

Never thought that MTV was a music outlet, always saw it as a host for lame reality shows.

OLD

Stuck in the past.

YOUNG

Pioneering the future. The young have no problem switching allegiance from Facebook to Snapchat to Instagram while oldsters are set in their ways and have a hard time chucking aside the past to live in the present.

OLD

Thinks a band is a credible, self-contained entity speaking truth.

YOUNG

Thinks a band is a brand, whored out to corporations, establishing enterprises/brand extensions that will rain down coin. Music is just a platform to make money via your fame.

OLD

Bitch about the price of concert tickets.

YOUNG

Save up money and overpay for what they want to do, they know it's a mercenary culture, and if they want to attend, they pony up.

OLD

Sees a major label record deal as the holy grail.

YOUNG

Is aware of Chance the Rapper, and is reluctant to share revenue with a parasitic corporation when they can use the online tools to break themselves.

OLD

Expects acts to last.

YOUNG

Knows acts are evanescent.

OLD

Is all about culture.

YOUNG

Is all about culture, that's what hip-hop provides and other genres do not.

OLD

Stuck in their ways.

YOUNG

Will try new things.

OLD

Believe physical assets are a badge of honor.

YOUNG

Believe experiences are a badge of honor, where you've been is more important than what you own.

OLD

Is willing to be spoon-fed.

YOUNG

Wants it all now. The concept that radio goes on tracks months after they're a hit online is anathema.

OLD

Is prejudiced.

YOUNG

Has grown up with a rainbow of colors and accepts all kinds.

OLD

Fighting for women's rights.

YOUNG

Believes the women's movement is akin to the right to vote, way in the past, today's young women feel empowered, they don't feel taken advantage of (of course this is a mind-set and not always true but the point is young women were brought up believing they could be all that they could be, so when they hit a wall/are abused by men, they react heavily, kinda like Susan Fowler, who stood up to the bro culture at Uber.)

OLD

Thinks the pace of change is glacial, and will never come.

YOUNG

Have lived through the legalization of marijuana and gay marriage and believe change is right around the corner.

OLD

Worries about sound quality.

YOUNG

Sound quality, what's that?

OLD

Believe in mystery and inaccessibility.

YOUNG

Believe famous people are open books who are accessible.

OLD

Want to be sitcom stars.

YOUNG

Want to be YouTube stars.

OLD

Stayed at home and practiced.

YOUNG

Practice in public, whilst boosting their brand online.

OLD

Grew up believing money was evil.

YOUNG

Think money is great!

OLD

Laments income inequality.

YOUNG

Knows the score and knows that he not busy getting ahead is falling behind.


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